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I DON'T KNOW, BENTON.

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I GUESS I THINK OF
THE BOYS AS MY OWN.

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OF COURSE YOU DO, RACE.

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YOU'RE LIKE A SECOND
FATHER TO THEM.

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WHAT IF THAT'S
NOT GOOD ENOUGH,

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BEING A SECOND FATHER?

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I'M AFRAID I DON'T
CATCH YOUR MEANING.

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I WANT THE BOYS, BENTON.
FULL-TIME.

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I'VE RAISED THEM,
AND I THINK IT'S ONLY FAIR.

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RACE, YOU'RE TIRED.

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THE ADVENTURE OF
THE YETI SNOW PRINCESS

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TOOK A LOT OUT OF
BOTH OF US.

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TAKE A COUPLE OF DAYS.

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OW! OW! OW!

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I'M TAKING
THE BOYS, BENTON,

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AND THERE'S NOT
A DAMN THING YOU CAN
DO ABOUT IT!

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FORGOT MY KEYS.

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OH.

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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

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♪ WHO IS THE MAN IN THE SUIT?

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♪ WHO IS THE CAT
WITH THE BEAK? ♪

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♪ DO YOU REALLY WANT
TO FEEL HIM ♪

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♪ POWER OF ATTORNEY,
HABEAS CORPUS ♪

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♪ POWER OF ATTORNEY

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HARVEY BIRDMAN,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,

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DICTATING AUGUST 14, 2:34 P.M.

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DICTATING...

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HMM...DICTATING...

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[CLICKING TONGUE]

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[RASPBERRY]

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[LOUD BUZZ]

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YES?

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Woman on intercom:
A DR. QUEST TO SEE YOU,
MR. BIRDMAN.

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SEND HIM IN.

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[BIRD CAWS LOUDLY]
AAH!

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DR. QUEST, A PLEASURE.

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PLEASE, CALL ME BENTON.

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AND MAY I CALL YOU...

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MR. BIRDMA--

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MR. BIRDMAN. YES.

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WELL, I'VE GOT A RATHER
SERIOUS PROBLEM.

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YOU SEE, MY LONGTIME
PARTNER IS CHALLENGING ME
FOR CUSTODY OF MY BOYS.

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HOW LONG HAS SHE--

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HE.

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HE'S MY TRAVELING
COMPANION.

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WE GO ON ADVENTURES
TOGETHER IN STEAMY
JUNGLES AND THE LIKE.

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I SEE.

48
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SO, WHAT DOES
THIS MISTER--

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UH, RACE.
RACE BANNON.

50
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UH-UH. UH-UH.

51
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YES, UH, WHAT MAKES
MR. BANNON BELIEVE

52
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HE HAS ANY CLAIM
ON YOUR CHILDREN?

53
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WELL, I HIRED HIM
TO LOOK AFTER THE BOYS,

54
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BUT AS TIME WENT ON,
HE BECAME MORE A SECOND
FATHER TO THEM.

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I'D SAY I'M
A GOOD FATHER...

56
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HELLO, DR. QUEST.
HEY, DAD.

57
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BUT MAYBE I SHOULD
HAVE MADE MORE TIME
FOR THE BOYS.

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HMM...THE CAT'S IN THE CRADLE
AND THE SILVER BALL.

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I'LL TAKE THE CASE!

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BUT FIRST, I NEED
TO SPEAK TO THE BOYS.

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WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES?

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OH, OF COURSE,
THEIR NAMES. CERTAINLY.

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WELL, UH, YES, WELL,
THERE'S A BLOND ONE...

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THE BLOND ONE
WHOSE NAME IS...

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OH, DEAR,
COME ON, BENTON.

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ONE MINUTE,
I'M A PENNILESS ORPHAN

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STUCK IN
A STREET-SWEEPING CASTE.

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THE NEXT I'M ON THIS
REALLY COOL NEEDLE-Y PLANE
THAT GOES VERY, VERY FAST,

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DRINKING COLD
AMERICAN BEVERAGES.

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I OWE DR. QUEST
VERY MUCH BIG TIME.

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AND YOU?

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HEY, YOU KNOW,
HE'S MY DAD.

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[BUZZ]
YES?

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Woman on intercom:
THAT WAS THE ORNITHOLOGIST.

75
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THE RESULTS WERE NEGATIVE.

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THANK YOU.

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BOYS...

78
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WHAT'S THIS?

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EXECUTIVE BALL CLICKER.

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BOYS, UM, YOUR FATHER
AND RACE WERE BUDDIES,

81
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BUT NOW THEY'RE NOT.
UNDERSTAND?

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SURE. RACE WORKS
FOR MY DAD.

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OOH, RACE OWES DR. QUEST
VERY MUCH BIG TIME.

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IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE.

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UH, LOOK, I KNEW
THIS MIGHT BE DIFFICULT,

86
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SO I STOPPED OFF AT
THE LIQUOR STORE AND GOT
A COUPLE OF MAGAZINES

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THAT I THINK WILL
EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.

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TELL ME, DOES RACE
HAVE ANY NEW BUDDIES?

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I DID SEE HIM
TALKING TO DR. ZIN
THE OTHER DAY.

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OOH, DR. ZIN IS
DR. QUEST'S ARCH-ENEMY,

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AND ANY ENEMY OF DR. QUEST'S
IS AN ENEMY OF MINE BECAUSE...

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HMM...

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I OWE DR. QUEST
VERY MUCH--

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DRINK YOUR JUICE BOX.

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OH, MAN.

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BIRDMAN!

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AT LAST WE MEET AGAIN.

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VULTURO, IT WAS LAST WEEK.

99
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I WAS IN ZURICH
LAST WEEK, YOU NIT!

100
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AVENGER, MY PERSONAL
DIGITAL ASSISTANT!

101
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UH...HOW DO YOU MAKE
A "T" AGAIN?

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DO YOU PUSH THAT
AND THEN LEAVE IT DOWN, OR...

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I SAID I'D LIVE ON
TO DEFEAT YOU,

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AND THAT HAPPENS
THIS VERY DAY!

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GET READY TO FEEL
THE POWER OF ATTORNEY!

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[CAW]

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[CAW]

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ORDER!
ORDER IN THE COURTROOM!

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I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF
YOU TWO!

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NOW, MR. BIRDBATH--
BEANBAG--WHATEVER
YOUR NAME IS...

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SIT DOWN
AND SHUT YOUR HOLE!

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NOW, MR. VULTURE--
VULTURO...

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[GAGGING AND HACKING]

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[SQUIRREL SQUEAKING]

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OPENING ARGUMENTS.

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BECAUSE SOMEONE IS
THE GENETIC PARENT
OF A CHILD,

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DOES THAT MAKE HIM
THE ONE MOST FIT
TO RAISE SAID CHILD?

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
OF THE JURY, TODAY...

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[MUMBLING]

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...QUEST FAMILY...
CLOSE...

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WHO CAN GIVE US...
REAL...[MUMBLING]

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...PARENT IS TO
THESE TWO ADORABLE
YOUNG BOYS.

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STATE YOUR FIRST NAME,
YOUR LAST NAME, AND OCCUPATION.

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LIZARDMAN,
LIZARDMAN,
AND, UH, LIZARDMAN.

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WOULD YOU BE SO GOOD
AS TO TELL US WHAT
YOU WITNESSED?

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UH, SURE, FROM WHAT
I SAW DURING "MYSTERY
OF THE LIZARDMEN--"

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IT WAS "MYSTERY OF
THE LIZARDMEN," RIGHT?

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RIGHT. YEAH,
FROM WHAT I SAW,

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IT WAS
MR. BANNON WHO WAS WITH
THE CHILDREN THE MOST.

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THANK YOU.

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HEY, GOOD
GOING, BILL.
NICE JOB, BILL.

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NEXT WITNESS.

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NOW, DO YOU MIND
TELLING US, IN YOUR OPINION,

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WHO THE BEST PARENT IS?

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SURE, QUEST WAS
THERE, PHYSICALLY.

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BUT IT WAS CLEAR
TO ME THAT BANNON WAS
THE PRIMARY CAREGIVER.

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BEST PARENT?

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BANNON!

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MOST NURTURING?

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BANNON.

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MOST RESPONSIBLE.

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BANNON.

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BANNON.

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JUNGA! JUNGA HUNGRY!
JUNGA HUNGRY!

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UH, BANNON.

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BANNON.

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[ELECTRONIC BEEPING]

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BOY, THAT WENT
WELL TODAY.

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I'D SAY A CELEBRATION'S
IN ORDER.

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Bartender: SCOTCH, SCOTCH,
SCOTCH, SCOTCH.

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STAN, THEY'RE 11.

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RIGHT.

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HMM.

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YOU'RE UP,
MR. BUTTERMILK.

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I'D LIKE TO CALL
TO THE STAND

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DR. BENTON QUEST.

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[ALL MURMURING "RUTABAGA"]

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DR. QUEST,
TELL US A LITTLE ABOUT
YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH--

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WELL, RACE AND I MET
ONE NIGHT--

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WITH YOUR BOYS!

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UH, OH, RIGHT!

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I TREASURE THEM.
I LOVE THEM DEARLY.

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HMM-MMM...

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AND WHEN I'M NOT
WORKING ON MY PROJECTS--

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LIKE A WAY OF ACCELERATING
PARTICLES TO SUBSONIC SPEED

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USING JUST MAGNETS,
FOR INSTANCE--

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THANK YOU, DR. QUEST.

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...WAVE FORMS,
CONSTANT RATE...

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NOTHING FURTHER!

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...SOMEWHAT SURPRISINGLY
EQUALS THE MASS OF THE ATOM.

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AND SEPARATING THEM
BY WEIGHT,

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WE SHOULD SEE...

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MAGIC!

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SHUT UP, YOU WEIRDO.

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MR. VULTURO,
YOUR WITNESS.

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Vulturo: I WAS WONDERING IF
YOU MIND TELLING US DR. QUEST,
IF YOU FEEL AS IF

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YOU'VE SPENT ENOUGH TIME
WITH YOUR BOYS?

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WHY YES, I THINK I HAVE.

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DOING WHAT?

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THINGS THAT A FATHER
DOES WITH HIS SONS.

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YES, WELL, AND THOSE
WOULD INCLUDE?

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WELL, UH...

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MM-HMM.

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WOULD YOU MIND
TELLING ME

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IF JONNY AND HADJI
KNOW HOW TO
PLAY BASEBALL?

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WHY, UH, I'M NOT SURE.

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OH, I SEE,
YOU'RE NOT SURE.

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NO, NO, WAIT A SECOND.

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UH, YES, I LECTURED
THEM SEVERAL MONTHS AGO

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BECAUSE THEY WERE HITTING
A SMALL WHITE SPHEROID
WITH A CUDGEL,

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BOUNCING IT OFF
THE TRACTOR BEAM HOUSING,
OF ALL THINGS!

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DAMN IT, BOYS!
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE

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TO MY DAMN
TRACTOR BEAM HOUSING!

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THIS IS MOST INAPPROPRIATE
BEHAVIOR ON YOUR PART.

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I'VE A MIND TO KICK
YOUR LITTLE A--

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YES, I'D SAY THEY DEFINITELY
KNOW HOW TO PLAY.

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WOULD YOU MIND TELLING
ME WHO TAUGHT THEM?

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WHY, RACE, I GUESS.

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LOOK, I DON'T WHY
"BASES BALL" MEANS
SO MUCH TO EVERYONE.

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THERE'S IMPORTANT
WORK TO BE DONE,

201
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TO MAKE THINGS MORE DECENT.

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00:08:07,353 --> 00:08:10,523
MORE DECENT
THAN BASEBALL?

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♪ DUN DUN DUN

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NOTHING FURTHER.

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MR. BANNON,

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HOW LONG HAVE
YOU KNOWN THE BOYS?

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WHY, 4 YEARS,
ALMOST HALF THEIR LIVES.

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AND HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE
YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM?

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I'M THEIR BODYGUARD
AND TUTOR.

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Dr. Quest: THIS DOESN'T
SEEM LIKE RACE.
HMM?

211
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Vulturo: WHAT DO
THE BOYS MEAN TO YOU?

212
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THEY MEAN--THEY MEAN
EVERYTHING TO ME.

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Birdman: EXCUSE ME.

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Race: I'VE TAUGHT
THEM HOW TO DRIVE
A HOVERBOAT,

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HOW TO TIE
A TOURNIQUET.

216
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BUT THEY'VE TAUGHT ME
SO MUCH MORE.

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THEY'VE TAUGHT ME
TO CARE, TO NURTURE,

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AND I DON'T SEE
WHY A SIMPLE THING
LIKE BIOLOGY

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SHOULD GET IN
THE WAY OF WHAT I KNOW
IN MY HEART TO BE TRUE.

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THANK YOU.

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YOUR WITNESS.

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BOOTYLICIOUS?

223
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YES, YOUR HONOR?

224
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YOUR WITNESS.

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YES, YOUR HONOR.

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MR. BANNON, HOW LONG
HAVE YOU KNOWN THE BOYS?

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WHY, 4 YEARS.
ALMOST HALF THEIR--

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FASCINATING.

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00:09:05,978 --> 00:09:07,113
TELL ME, MR. BANNON,

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00:09:07,179 --> 00:09:12,084
WHAT DO YOU HAVE
TO SAY ABOUT THIS?

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SORRY.

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00:09:13,352 --> 00:09:18,858
TELL ME, MR. BANNON,
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO
SAY...NO...GOD...

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00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:20,359
I THOUGHT I HAD
THIS RIGHT.

234
00:09:20,426 --> 00:09:22,428
LET'S SEE, I TRIED
THAT ONE ALREADY.

235
00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:24,563
WHAT DO YOU HAVE
TO SAY ABOUT THIS?

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00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:26,966
[ELECTRONIC BUZZING]

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00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:28,234
ORDER! ORDER!

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00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:31,938
MR. BIRDMAN,
YOU'D BETTER HAVE A DAMN
GOOD EXPLANATION FOR THIS!

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I DO, YOUR HONOR.

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A FEW MONTHS AGO, DURING
THE "ADVENTURE OF THE SUNKEN
SAFE DEPOSIT BOX,

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RACE MYSTERIOUSLY BECAME
LEFT-HANDED, AND HIS SHOES
SUDDENLY HAD LACES,

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WHEN UP TILL THEN, THEY'D
ALWAYS BEEN SLIP-ONS.

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SEE, THE BARTENDER
THAT GAVE RACE A DRUGGED
FROZEN LIME DAIQUIRI

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DURING "THE HOUSE
OF TASTEFUL MEN"

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WAS THE SAME MAN WHO, JUDGE,
LATER DINGED YOUR LEXUS

246
00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:49,722
AND DROVE OFF WITHOUT
EXCHANGING INSURANCE
INFORMATION.

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00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:51,157
THIS MAN CREATED
A ROBOT RACE BANNON

248
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AND PROGRAMMED IT
TO GET THE BOYS.

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00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:54,460
AND THAT MAN,
YOUR HONOR,

250
00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:59,465
IS IN THIS
VERY COURTROOM.

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STENOGRAPHER, READ BACK
WHAT I JUST SAID.

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00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:05,504
YES, UM...SOMETHING
ABOUT A LEXUS

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00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:08,874
AND, UM,
SLIP-ON SHOES AND...

254
00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:14,580
OH, DRAT!
THIS CONFOUNDED MACHINE
DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!

255
00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:17,917
DOCTOR...DOCTOR...UM...

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00:10:17,984 --> 00:10:18,784
ZIN.

257
00:10:18,851 --> 00:10:22,021
QUICKLY!
TO THE VULTURE CRAFT!

258
00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:25,658
[HUMMING]

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00:10:25,725 --> 00:10:26,892
THAT AIN'T RIGHT.

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00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:29,729
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

261
00:10:30,062 --> 00:10:30,896
I WANT YOU TO KNOW

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00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:32,798
THAT YOUR FATHER LOVES
YOU BOTH VERY MUCH.

263
00:10:32,865 --> 00:10:34,667
BUT HE THROWS
LIKE A GIRL.

264
00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:36,035
SO DID MARTINA NAVRATILOVA,

265
00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:40,873
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
SHE WASN'T MACHO IN MANY
OTHER IMPORTANT WAYS.

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00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:44,243
I THINK IT'S TIME YOU GAVE
HIM ANOTHER CHANCE.

267
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,078
AVENGER, CALL DR. QUEST IN.

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00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:47,079
[CAW]

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00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:51,050
RAVI! JIMMY!
LOOK WHO I HAVE
ON THE VIDEOPHONE.

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00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:51,917
Race: HI, BOYS.

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00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:54,453
RACE, I CAN'T BELIEVE
I DIDN'T REMEMBER

272
00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:55,788
YOU WERE ON VACATION.

273
00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:57,890
I PUT A POST-IT
ON THE FRIDGE.

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00:10:57,957 --> 00:10:59,425
YOU NEVER READ
MY POST-ITS.

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00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:03,362
I HAVE TO TELL YOU,
ZIN'S ROBOT WAS
PERFECT.

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00:11:03,429 --> 00:11:05,965
I CAN'T THINK
OF HOW HE COULD
HAVE DONE IT

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00:11:06,032 --> 00:11:08,968
OTHER THAN USING
A LIFE-SIZED BODY
MOLD OF YOU, RACE.

278
00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:11,837
BUT WHERE WOULD
HE HAVE GOTTEN
ONE OF THOSE, HUH?

279
00:11:11,904 --> 00:11:14,940
YES, WHERE, RACE?
TELL US WHERE.

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00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:18,711
UH...HEY FELLAS...
GUESS WHAT...
BAD CONNECTION.

281
00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:20,312
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
SIGN OFF.

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00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:21,981
SINCE I KNOW HE'LL NEVER
DO IT HIMSELF,

283
00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:27,720
I'M GOING TO STEP RIGHT UP
AND TOOT MR. BIRDMAN'S HORN.

284
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:29,922
WAY TO GO, HARVEY.

285
00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:31,157
[BARKING]

286
00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:32,124
[PANTING THEN WHINING]

287
00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:35,795
HA! HA! HA!
AND YOU, TOO, BANDIT.

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00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:38,197
[ALL BUT BIRDMAN LAUGHING]

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00:11:48,574 --> 00:11:51,310
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

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00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:52,645
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

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